Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Breaking News! Heavenly Mother is in Korea!

For those of you who missed the second coming of Jesus:

The World Mission Society Church in Korea was founded by a man named Ahn Sang-Hong who was baptized in 1948 and subsequently became "translated" into Jesus. Unfortunately for those of you who wanted to fly out and kiss his feet, he died in 1985. But his wife Zang Gil-ja is the female incarnation of God and she is still alive and kicking. The congregation prays to her and her husband. I know you are all dying to see what she looks like. So, here she is:

If you ever doubted the ethnic superiority of Koreans, this will dispel all unbelief. I mean both Jesus and Heavenly Mother are Koreans. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, Korea is really Zion.

And get this: 70% of the members of this church is female. When they first join the church, they are told not to tell their husbands. The church requires substantial donations "for the glory of God" and many go into debt to pay their "tithes" so they can go to heaven. One of the main tenets includes the belief that the world will end at the end of 2012, before which they hope to recruit 144,000 members. (And what if 2012 comes along and the world is still rockin'? Does our Heavenly Mother just say "oops" or does the church go on clearance sale?)

A female God and her female underlings. Talk about the irony of feminism and abuse all rolled in one shot.


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  2. This is a disguating cult. If I walk anywhere, they always stops, and blabala about this. Their missionarist are very violent. One time, they nearly followed me to my home. So, I think, people should avoid them. I have heard so many things, that it encourages to break our family and "wash the brain" of their believers.

    1. No wrong ZION is a church full of love trying to help u find the truth in your life im telling you, believe

  3. blasphemy-

    1 Timothy 4:1
    Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

  4. She is real and she is God. She is the bride in Revelation 22:17, 21:2 and 21:9.

  5. Aha, members of this cult... That is the blashemy, that they force the people to believe. Exactly, they are violent... This the real blashemy. Don't come with the phrases...

  6. Because you guys are blaspheming TRUE GOD my Mother proves she truly is GOD, thanks for fulfilling the same prophesy in this age of the Holy Spirit. They hated Christ 2,000 years ago, now everyone praise him. She came to this world for all of us who believe and don't believe. It's like a baby in the womb, saying I don't think a Mother exist because I never seen her, yet she is the one nourishing and caring for you each day. I hope that you open your heart to this Truth.

  7. Matthew 22:29
    New International Version (NIV)

    29 Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God.

    SHE IS GOD, humans opinions does not mean she is not God, scriptures prove this is a fact that she is our Savior now in the flesh. God can do whatever God wants!!!! :)



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